The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to be your self

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The power to see through air.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to only tell the truth

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A good Kisser

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!