The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The ability to only fart in public

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to see through air.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to stay a virgin

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The ability to breathe automatically

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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the power to jizz money

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!