- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to feel pain when ever you want

The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

The ability to only fart in public

The power to turn into a laptop forever

The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

The power to volunteer as tribute.

The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

The power to eat anything that is from a plant

The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

The power to change your urine to any color

The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

The power to have the strength of 50 old people

To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

Pointless Super Powers