The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to see John Cena.

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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Swiss army teeth.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!