The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to be a woman

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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being black

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The power to jump face first

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!