The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to have a small penis

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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power to fly when your underwater

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The power to glow in the dark

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!