the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

The power to make sense of Donald Trump

The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

The ability to be heard in space

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

the power to poop dogs without fur.

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

The power to speak brail.

Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

The power to die everytime you pee

The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!