the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The superpower to have a superpower

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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the power to read something without looking at it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!