The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The power to eat ass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!