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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.
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the ability to know what the fox say
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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.
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the power to see through bananas
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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha
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the power to seduce hats
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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...
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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD
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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.
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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.
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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song
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The power to vote in a communist state.
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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year
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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them
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The power to turn any edible object brown.
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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.
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The power to not see ads
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The power to f*ck yourself
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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.
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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.
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The power to get hurt every other hour
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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.
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The power to see through windows
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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!