the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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to make asians smart

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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the power to go on this website

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The power to not see ads

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!