The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to not have this superpower

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power to die on command

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The ability to only fart in public

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!