- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to become invincible when you're dead

The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

The power to make you teeth yellower

The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

the ability to become black.

The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

The power to take away powers but only your own.

the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

The power to turn cake into poop.

The power to watch tv while sleeping

The ability to reverse your digestive system.

The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

The power to glow in the dark

The Power to lose a fight before it begins

the power to see the present.

The power to have no power.

The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

the ability to shit active helicopters >o

The power to have any pointless power you want

Pointless Super Powers