The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to poo.

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The power to poke

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!