DIY LOL
Funny Tip Jars
More Fail at 11
Passed Out Photos
Republican Equals
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
149
150
151
152
153
154
155
156
157
…
Next ›
Last »
The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+108
The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+108
The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+106
The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+104
the power to breath without thinking about it.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+104
The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else
thumb_up
thumb_down
+96
The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+92
The ability to smell with your hands
thumb_up
thumb_down
+88
The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+84
the power to run windows on a mac computer
thumb_up
thumb_down
+84
The power to read View Terms of Services
thumb_up
thumb_down
+80
Turning into a brick wall. Forever.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+76
the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in
thumb_up
thumb_down
+74
the ability to die without any control
thumb_up
thumb_down
+72
The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+68
the immunity of death unless youre about to die
thumb_up
thumb_down
+68
The power to have any pointless power you want
thumb_up
thumb_down
+66
The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof
thumb_up
thumb_down
+64
The power to shut the fuck up.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+64
The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+50
The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+36
The superpower of having no superpower.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+36
penis
thumb_up
thumb_down
+32
The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell
thumb_up
thumb_down
+30
« First
‹ Prev
…
149
150
151
152
153
154
155
156
157
…
Next ›
Last »
Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!