The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

the power to breath without thinking about it.

The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

The ability to smell with your hands

The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

the power to run windows on a mac computer

The power to read View Terms of Services

Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

the ability to die without any control

The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

the immunity of death unless youre about to die

The power to have any pointless power you want

The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

The power to shut the fuck up.

The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

The superpower of having no superpower.

penis

The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!