The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!