The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

The power to touch MC Hammer.

the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

The power to go suicide

The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

The power to listen to justin beiber

the power of becoming a ginger.

The power to become invincible when you're dead

The power to turn load noises into cake

the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

The ability to crap, but only while being watched

The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

The power to take away powers but only your own.

The power to turn cake into poop.

the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!