The power to stand still for five hours

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A good Kisser

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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the power to get married

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to make water expire.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power to speak brail.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!