The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to glow in the dark

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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the power to hate nature

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to jump faster.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The ability to see into the present.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!