- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

The ability to breath under lava

The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

Pointless Super Powers