Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to become yourself

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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power to breathe

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the power to make music for deaf people

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A power level of under 9000.

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!