The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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the power to hate nature

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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the power to fail at life

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to have a power

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boo

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!