The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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power to fly when your underwater

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!