The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to see through windows

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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Going through obejects but cant move

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!