Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power of not knowing the future

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to be a common person

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The ability to see into the present.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!