The power to be a common person

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The ability to see into the present.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The power to have a power

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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boo

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to see through windows

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to see the present.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to be powerless

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!