the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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the power to go into a coma

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The power to jump face first

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to shape shift into water

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!