The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!