you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to eat ass.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power to die but once

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!