- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to cook bad meals.

the power to know what time is not

The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

The ability to lactate air.

the ability to walk half through a brick wall

The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

To pee standing up.

The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

the ability to smell sounds

The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

the power to fail

Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

The power to communicate with dandelions.

The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

The ability to see through glass

The power to poop and pee at the same time

The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

Pointless Super Powers