The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to have hindsight.

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!