- Pointless Super Powers

The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

The power to fly, but only on the moon

the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

The power to see into the present

MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

The power to get anything for free but at a cost

The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

The power to conjure chairs at will.

The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

The power to make people work and read ????

the power to transform into a rock.

The power to think about useless power

The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

The power to make my own sandwich

The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!