The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to look through glass.

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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A healing punch

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!