The power to think about useless power

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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Tits for a guy.

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to live.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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the power to melt your bones

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!