The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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the power to sleep during day

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to have a small penis

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!