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the power to move something right next to you
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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments
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the power to summon fire with a lighter
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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go
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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.
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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(
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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.
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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST
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to make asians smart
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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.
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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.
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The power to see 2 min. into the past.
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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground
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The power of reading your own mind.
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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever
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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes
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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.
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the power make the left half of your body invisible.
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The power to believe that the only way is essex.
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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.
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The power to actually care what these people are writing.
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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand
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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D
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The power to go suicide
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!