The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to have no powers

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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the ability to die without any control

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to never stop shitting.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!