- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

The power to think.

The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

The power to change your emotions at will

The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

The power to feel pain when ever you want

The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

the power to read something without looking at it

Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

the power of mind controlling...yourself

The power of having night vision that only works during the day

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

The ability to go poop and pee.

The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

Pointless Super Powers