- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

The power to have backround music in your life.

The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

The power to shrink your penis.

the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

The power to look at yourself in third person

The ability to think of a pointless ability.

the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

the power to make food shrimp.

The power to explode on demand.

To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

the power to see through windows

The power to speak in cursive

The ability to crap, but only while being watched

The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

the power to youtube poop

the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

The power life like a hermit.

the power to be able to speel ronj

The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

Pointless Super Powers