The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to have a atomic fart

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A power level of under 9000.

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The Power to die at will

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The power to be your self

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The power to be dead

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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power to fly...backwards.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!