The power to see through glass

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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the power to be powerless

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!