- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

The power to die at will

The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

The power to become annoyed by annoying people

To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

The power to die, but only when you're dead.

The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to see but only with eyes????

the power to fail at everything you

The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

The power to communicate with sperm.

The power to do EXACTLY nothing

The power life like a hermit.

The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

Pointless Super Powers