The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!