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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)
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The power to vote in a republican democracy.
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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.
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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh
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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.
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The power to fly, but only fly north
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The power to die at will
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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.
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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them
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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to
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The power to become annoyed by annoying people
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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.
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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.
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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly
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The power to die, but only when you're dead.
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The power to see but only with eyes????
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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.
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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.
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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".
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The power life like a hermit.
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the power to fail at everything you
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The power to do EXACTLY nothing
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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.
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The power to communicate with sperm.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!