The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power to slip on anything.

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A healing punch

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to control your own limb movement

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!