The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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the power to shit bricks

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!