the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The ability to understand women!!

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!