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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.
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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...
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The power to mind reeds
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The power to grow one wing
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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.
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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!
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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.
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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.
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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.
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the power to know what time is not
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To pee standing up.
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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist
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to change what time it is 1 time per week
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the ability to walk half through a brick wall
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The power to cook bad meals.
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The power to like any show
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The ability to lactate air.
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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!
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the ability to smell sounds
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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.
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the power to pee shit and shit piss.
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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone
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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/
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the pouwer giv mee gramr
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!