The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to have no power.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to eat ass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!