Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to get married

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The power to see through air.

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!