- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to reproduce asexually.

Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

The power to talk to dust

The ability to create pointless super powers

To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

The power to change your eyebrows daily

the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

The power to pick something up and stay the same.

The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

power to fly...backwards.

The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

Pointless Super Powers