the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to only drink liquids

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the power die if you think.

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!