Swiss army teeth.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to set money on fire

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power to suck your own dick

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The ability to lactate air.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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the super power to remove your super power

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!