The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to dance really well

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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the power to write on cellophane

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to get foot-boners

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!