The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The ability to see into the present.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to see through windows

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A power level of under 9000.

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to glow in the dark

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The ability to only fart in public

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!