The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to die but once

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power to bleed

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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the power to spell words wrong

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to be a woman

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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Feeling people's depression.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!