- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not be able to get powers

the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

The power to a nokia phone.

The ability to do nothing

The power to make it impossible to have powers

the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

The power to see through windows

The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

The power to volunteer as tribute.

The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

The power to have a seat right over there.

Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

The ability to go poop and pee.

The ability to see into the present.

the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

The power to see through windows

A power level of under 9000.

The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

Pointless Super Powers