The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The power to die on command

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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the ability to post here

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to eat your poop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!