The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The power to stand still for five hours

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!