the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

The power to see the present.

the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

The power to shed hair

The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

The power to watch womens basketball

The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

The power to transform into a bronie

The power to time travel to the present.

The power to just eat one lays potato chip

the power to do sit on your couch all day

The power to not be able to get powers

el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!