The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The power to grow your nails longer

The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

The power to fly inside of airplanes

The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

The power to kill yourself.

The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

The power to see through air.

the power to get married

the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

The power to make sense of Donald Trump

The ability to be heard in space

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!