the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to see the present.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to have a small penis

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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power to fly when your underwater

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!