levi Hahne is gay

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to grow new teeth.

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To be able to summon old people

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to levitate mustard.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The ability to know when men have erections

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!