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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!
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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!
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The power to spell 'a' correctly
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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series
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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.
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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!
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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front
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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.
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the powre to spel
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The power to dance really well
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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you
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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!
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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.
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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(
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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO
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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.
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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.
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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.
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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.
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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.
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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute
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The power to grow new teeth.
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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.
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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!