The power to watch tv

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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Being a freemason

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!