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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.
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The superpower of having no superpower.
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penis
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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.
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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell
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the power to go on this website
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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.
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to make asians smart
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the power to fart terrible gas
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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.
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The power to die at will
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The power to die but once
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the power to see the things that are happening right
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The power to pick something up and stay the same.
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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza
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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)
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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.
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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it
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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.
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The power to fly when u are in an elevator
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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.
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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.
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The power to see your neck without a mirror
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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!