The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to grow one wing

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to watch tv

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The ability to be a rock

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the power to shit liquidly

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to be buried at sea

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!