The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The ability to yell through your nose

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The power to watch tv

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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Being a Spice Girl

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!