The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to breath at will.

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!