The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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being black

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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Hetsy overpay otay peaksay igpay atinlay

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to speak in Braille

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to shape shift into water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!