- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

The power to be still until moving or being touched.

The useless power to write about useless powers...

the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

The power to buy free things.

the power to not have a power

The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

The power to eat food

The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

The ability to be poor for life

the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

The Ability to shit studs once a week

the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

Pointless Super Powers