the power to make music for deaf people

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to look TV

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!