The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to be dead

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to live until you die.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!