The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to be yourself.

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to take edible shits.

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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being black

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!