The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to die.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to have a power

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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boo

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!