The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to start time.

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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the power to get married

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to eat your poop

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!